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Tony

Tony is on vacation.
Ok...wait...actually... that's not true.
Tony quit.

Here's the deal:
He got in a snit about his parking place.
He figured his spot should be ahead of Paco's spot.
Violence ensued. 911 was called.

Now Tony has an agent.
They're treatening to become the spokesman for
what they're calling a "Shit brand, but they have bucks."

We're counting on Tony's integrity, loyalty and brand-knowledge
to bring him back around.

Oh...we almost forgot:
"Hey Tony...we kidnapped your mom and are holding her hostage."